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hi, i'm mary | she/whatever | adult

mrsterlingeverything:

hextina:

sallychanscraps:

teaboot:

rocketpunked:

The real divide between older and younger gen z lies between which version of Chuck E Cheese they grew up with

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What the fuck is that coked up little bilby on the right

i dont mean to derail but have you seen what they did to the kid cuisine penguin

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Give him the gen z broccoli hairstyle

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kaylmao:

kaylmao:

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET’S GO

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YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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blazing-butterfly:

nooblord9001:

dustsculptures:

dustsculptures:

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.

Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.

If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.

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honorlessrogue:

today i wrote zero words! but i did think about my story twice in passing. that probably counts for something

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast

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prev i need to be alone with you in a small space. like perhaps the cockpit of a commercial airliner

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beaked-whales-in-exile:

Instead of this whole “unlearning shame” bullshit, we should really be teaching people to distinguish between when you feel bad because you genuinely did wrong and when you’re just beating yourself up for no good reason.

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humanpeoplefanblog:

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

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flemmboyant:

lovelesswav:

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this shouldn’t be hidden in the comments:

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butch4allconfessions:

“pillow princesses are just greedy” IS HER GASPING FOR YOU AND SCRATCHING AT YOU AND TAKING YOU LIKE A GODDESS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU BASTARD. ILY PILLOW PRINCESSES I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR UNTIL I BREATHE MY LAST

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atomicrow:

myleftpinkytoe:

spooky-someone:

mothmanchronicler:

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UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

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tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

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romanceyourdemons:

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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jkthinkythoughts:

foolhearteyes:

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it’s not from Twitter, it’s not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, “today’s agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss.” And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of “Live, Laugh, Love” wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

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oneclickangel:

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reblog if you’re corny and insufferable

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